justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

republicans: WE CARE ABOUT THE SAFETY OF AMERICANS

also republicans:

This absolutely kills people, this is not just some trivial decision for congress to make, this is the knowing and willing effort to harm the american people.

(via backstageleft)

kaldicuct:

timelesstheory:

kittyinhighheels:

badjokesbyjeff:

Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters  

Wife: never

H: pistol, three letters  

W: gun

H: disgust, three letters  

W: ugh

H: charity, four letters  

W: give

H: female sheep, three letters  

W: ewe

H: Pixar movie, two letters  

W: Up

Bitch

… fuck you

They got me! Mother fucker!

(via novas-grimoire)

ruinedchildhood:

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via humorrelated)

woodlesbian:

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

(via lolalolaog)

captainoctillery:

politijohn:

This is important

exactly

(via sonneillonv)